So I am recently single and have realised I am partially handicap. I had known this for quite some time, but it is becoming more evident with everyday that passes.
I recently went to the bar (Hey Bitcheeeeesssss) and it has come to my attention that a Delicious Asian girl had come up to me to discuss my striking good looks and amazing personality. I clearly had a minor black out and do not recall the situation. This is frustrating because I have always wanted to get with an Asian girl (fried rice is the shit!!).
My friend filled me in and had told me that the first thing she asked me was how old I was. Not thinking, clearly, I responded by saying 24, instantly killing any chances by lying immediately after meeting this girl. So I ruined my chances of having some authentic won ton soup after a night of steamy coitus. Mistakes.
Its funny how you need to find your groove again after being out of the game for a while. Maybe I should be ruthless now and try and be a predator. Hey babyyyyy, how does you + me + and a bucket of KFC sound?....or hey babyyyyy, wanna honk on bowbow?
I don't know. Whatever I guess. Funny hearing about the story after.
The moral of the story is don't lie to sexy ladies, they don't like it.
Tity Boi outtttttttt. Hollllllllllaaaaaaaa
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo DIED !! LITERALLY LAUGHING AT MY DESK!
ReplyDeleteYes telling a lie is def not good..........on to the next one