YahhhhWayyyyyy Iiiiiii Knoowwwwwwww youuuuuu areeeeeeee Nearrrrr

Forgive me father for I have sinned, it has been 16 years 243 days and 17 hours since my last confession.

So I am recently single and have realised I am partially handicap. I had known this for quite some time, but it is becoming more evident with everyday that passes.

I recently went to the bar (Hey Bitcheeeeesssss) and it has come to my attention that a Delicious Asian girl had come up to me to discuss my striking good looks and amazing personality. I clearly had a minor black out and do not recall the situation. This is frustrating because I have always wanted to get with an Asian girl (fried rice is the shit!!).

My friend filled me in and had told me that the first thing she asked me was how old I was. Not thinking, clearly, I responded by saying 24, instantly killing any chances by lying immediately after meeting this girl. So I ruined my chances of having some authentic won ton soup after a night of steamy coitus. Mistakes.

Its funny how you need to find your groove again after being out of the game for a while. Maybe I should be ruthless now and try and be a predator. Hey babyyyyy, how does you + me + and a bucket of KFC sound?....or hey babyyyyy, wanna honk on bowbow?

 I don't know. Whatever I guess. Funny hearing about the story after.

The moral of the story is don't lie to sexy ladies, they don't like it.

Tity Boi outtttttttt. Hollllllllllaaaaaaaa

Ouu babyyy

Since I have no chance with females, I wanna have relations with this piece of cheesecake. look at it! Shiiiiiit, add that to the Maxim hot 100 after my girl Mila....Imagine hooking up with Mila while eating this cheesecake? Wow.

Mistakes

This is it...waiting for the next call...like a monkey. No hopes, no dreams. I think it is time to find a career, not a job. To do something that I actually want to do and do not consider calling in sick everyday of the year. Working for these big companies with the politics involved is not for me. No matter how qualified I am or how hard I try, I will never progress here. I am a robot, talking about the same shit everyday. I feel like I am consumed by this rat race, going to work for the man, to hopefully have enough money one day to travel and enjoy myself. I feel like picking up and starting over....somewhere hot!!! I don't even know what to say, what a gay day. Send me somewhere warm so I can get drunk and black out on a beach and make out with a seal.

Spadagucci Out!!!